Ahem. SO, what are all your plans for THANKSGIVING?

I hate Halloween.

I'm just glad it's all OVER.

( Private musings; unhackable )

I hope you all have plans for Halloween.  I'm sure it will be one you'll NEVER FORGET!!  OHOHOHO!!!

If anybody needs me for anything, TOO BAD.  I'm BUSY.

HELLO EVERYBODY

For this wednesday's Poly Sci class, I am in need of volunteers to NPC Phoenix Wright, Franziska von Karma, Larry Buttz and possibly Maya Fey.

Once I have volunteers I will explain how things will go down to them over IM.

Ohoho!  OHOHO!!  OHOHOHOHO!!!

To all DEMOLITIONS students, class will be held on WEDNESDAY!!!

BE THERE!!!!

Oh, I do hope everyone ENJOYED the football tryouts!  I must say, I thought it was a BLAST!!

WHICH ONE OF YOU RUNTS DID IT?!

WHICH ONE OF YOU CRETINS SIGNED ME UP FOR THE BLIND DATES?!?!

BECAUSE I WILL FIND YOU AND DESTROY YOU!!!

*Robotnik woke up this morning to an unpleasant surprise.  His hair was gone and he was old again.  Naturally, he is not pleased by this.*

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!

*Earlier that morning you may have heard some angry shouts of disbelief.  Now, though, if you look into the hall you may hear this while seeing a young, and rather dashing looking man that bears perhaps some resemblance to Dr. Robotnik.*

Hello, peoples!  As you may know, Eggman is going to eventually make his students suffer through a bad movie, that will result in an MST log.  Now, there is one problem with this.  I'm not sure what to do for the next movie.  That's where you come in.

If you have any suggestions for an MST, reply to this post.  You can suggest as many movies as you want, and I'll pick from the list.  To keep it a surprise, I will be screening all comments.

Thank you for your time!

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTIONS!!!  You have all fought hard and in some cases DIRTY to get where you are now, and to the VICTORS go the SPOILS!!  If you did not win, then you are failures YOU ARE FAILURES.  But TAKE HEART!  The skills you have learned MANIPULATING your constituents and BELITTLING your adversaries are skills that will take you FAR in life!!

To all the new representatives, BEST OF LUCK RULING YOUR INFERIORS!!  To all the losers, RUE THIS DAY AND START PLOTTING YOUR REVENGE!!

I hope you're all well rested, because now it's BACK TO WORK!!!

Class will be POSTPONED this week until FRIDAY.  I have a VERY SPECIAL LESSON planned for you all, timed to coincide with the STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTIONS.  So BE THERE!!!!!

I need to speak to the Hands about WRITING MY OWN BLASTED QUESTIONS.  What's your favourite kind of pie...  USELESS INFORMATION!!

...At any rate, good showing from all parties.

OHOHOHO!!!

Your first Political Science class is on Wednesday. 

BE THERE!!!

THIS CRUISE SHIP.

IS TAKING FOREVER.

It would be SOOO much easier, but NOOOO, I have to build it up to CODE!  I have to worry about SAFETY FEATURES!!  I have to worry about Master Hand's LEGAL LIABILITY!!!

IT'S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT SLOW DOWN PROGRESS!!!

I need to get away from that BLASTED BOAT for a few days...

On top of building a blasted CRUISE SHIP for this pack of ingrates, now I'm expected to CHAPERONE this accursed dance!!  This must be Tabuu's plan to keep me from RULING THE WORLD.  Giving me enough pointless busy work to keep me from it.  Well IT'S WORKING.

Well then...  Madame Flurrie, I suppose if you are also attending, would you do me the honour of allowing me to escort you?

That pamphlet Knuckles gave me is a lifesaver.  *DELETE DELETE*

[Private to self, hackable if you really want to]
Well, the dinner date went... better than I expected.  I actually rather enjoyed myself.  Perhaps we will do it again!
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HEDGEHOG.

You remember that wonderful cure for your... affliction that I prepared for you before the war?

You should have used it when you had the chance.

Seeing as how it was destroyed along with the REST OF MY BLASTED OFFICE!!!

Earlier today, I was ordered invited to the office of Mayor Tabuu.  He proceeded to take a rather large wad of bills from his desk and smacked me across the face with it, telling me to build a large luxury cruise ship.  He would not tell me WHY, just told me to BUILD IT.  Who was I to turn down a GIANT WAD OF CASH the MAYOR?

Don't get it in your heads that I'm GENEROUS now.

[Private to self; unhackable]
...Oh CRAP.  Madam Flurrie has a birthday on the 25th.  Oh CRAP.  That's in TWO DAYS.  OH CRAP!  I NEED TO CARE!!
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[Private to Flurrie; hackable]
Madam, I, uh...  I wanted to... invite you... to dinner... on the 25th... to celebrate your birthday.  If you would accept.
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